Talking Pilot - Control the Woman!

Talking Pilot - Control the Woman!

A pilot who will say in English what others only think about.

Women have always been unpredictable. Until now! With the Talking Remote, you'll be able to control your woman, and she'll never have to guess what you need again...

Talking Pilot - Control your woman! (EN) gives 33 funny commands in English, which will simplify communication between you. It will work in every situation - especially if your partner is from another country. There are no barriers for the Talking Pilot. He is able to give orders to every woman, and in addition, he says what others only think about! You want dinner? You click a button. Fancy a beer? You click the button. Want the house to be quiet for a while? You mute her chatter and enjoy perfect silence.

This wonderful device is a man's dream come true. It is a great gift for people with a sense of humor who appreciate a good joke. It will come in handy as a gift for Valentine's Day, a bachelor party, an eighteenth birthday party or as an addition to a birthday or name day gift.

Note: The remote control sometimes stops working on some women, causing them to get mad. Make sure your partner has a sense of humor before using it.

Gadget in a nutshell:

- talking remote control - gives commands in the voice of a professional lector

- very good recording quality

- 33 funny texts

- red light emitting diode during audio playback

- Robust design

- CE certificate

- ideal as a gift for a guy

- especially recommended for bachelor parties

Recordings on the remote control:

Take'em off

Where's my dinner?

Goin' out with my mates

Get back to the kitchen

The kids need you

Go and wash the car

Grab me a beer will ya?

Get me some whisky

Hand me the remote

Go get some vodka

Whip up something to eat

Get me some cigs

Hmm, strip for me babe

Wanna fool around?

I feel like a massage

Maybe you've got some cute friends? Aye?

Want a sponge bath?

I'll take you here and now

Love you!

You look ... wow...

You're my world babe!

Bring those fine legs together

Yeah, spread those fine legs

Little higher

Little lower

Yeah, that's it baby.

Yeah, faster (breathe), faster (breathe)

Slow down baby!

Yeah, louder!

Not so loud babe!

Silence woman!

Yeah, run back to your mommy!

I'm done talkin'